Guitar Center Sucks

General Category => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: Boddah on July 27, 2014, 02:48:55 PM



Title: The real history of Guitar Center in a nutshell
Post by: Boddah on July 27, 2014, 02:48:55 PM
Despite it's long global history, it became popular in the US in the 1920s when Lysol and Zonite Products Corporation first mass-produced the douche for commercial use. Since, the douche has lost its popularity, with studies linking it to infertility, pelvic inflammatory disease, infection, and even cancer, the capitalist corporate pigs then unleashed Guitar Center chains upon the world in 1959.